2008

A good cause to support

This is cool. See if you can figure it out. Click the image...

Palin Didn't Know Africa Is A Continent, Says...

Fluid Polygons and Polyhedra- pretty cool stuff. Click image...

Not the best thing to find in your grill.

Solar-powered bonsai tree. Click the image for more info.

Insert lol caption here.

Uranium-doped marbles!

I’m pretty sure the profile of Michigan is a bit...

Still Alive Typography

Um…… Ultimate Fail?

A very cool example of Photoshop's...

Ninja Bear finds the hard way around.

You’ve played Portal. You’ve played Portal: the...

Good advice.

Another Cyanide & Happiness Comic

Listen

I made this polar graph which looks like a carnation.

With these equations. Unfortunately, you can’t...

DX10 on XP!

Lego Assembly Line

Check out that gradient along the top. Also, click the image...

Everyone Loves Portal!

Click the picture to see a much larger copy.

The power of Google Calculator

“Hats- they keep your head warm.”
— Me

Well I have been bested in the Ring of Honor by none other...

What happens when you combine a waterfall...

Making Hash Browns

Zachary 's breaks: Oct. 19-23 Dec 18-Jan...

The Antenna Galaxies (NGC 4038 & 4039).

Haha Alan- I OWN you at color IQ!

Oh, Americans...

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Canadians: Please divert...

Good-To-Know-Fact #1337:

On the University of Portland campus, you can get fined for chasing squirrels.

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I can run two operating systems! And barely any load on the...

Heh heh- check out a backwards Google!

Wow computer prices sure have dropped. I’m thinking...

My New Favorite Song

aquaticcaps: Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburgers (via...

This one is the view of a solar eclipse from under the...

Ah yes, I’m back to the renders. Well, my computer has...

For the people who know how to divide 25 by...

Ok, Alan- how about this?It varies, but I haven’t seen...

For those of you who have seen Deathnote.

Someone try this torrent for UrT and tell me...

I challenge anyone I know to beat this.

“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.”
— Albert Einstein

Alan catches an arrow… with his head.

Why I Fired My Secretary

Why I fired my SecretaryLast week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that...

I have not done anything here for a long time. Taaron says “Hi”.I think.

Single-horned ‘Unicorn’ deer found in Italy!

Comment of the day:

“Life may not be great, but God is good.”Just so happens that I’m thinking this...

Plant Cards!

If anyone is using the plant cards template, I’ve got the pictures for the tabs that identify...

Wow. Ten whole bucks. I think I’ll go celebrate by...

Yes, these were dealt to me in the same hand. I think the...

I got to help work on this ship today. As you can see, it...

Plant Cards Template

“WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!”
— Josh, dancing across the room.

It was early morning at an Army camp and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:
“Ames”
“Here!”
“Jenson”
“Here!”
“Jones”
“Here!”
“Magersky”
“Here!”
“Seeback”
” — ”
“Seeback!”
” — ”
“SEEBACK!!!”
” — ”
At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant’s ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.

Is anyone else sick of school?Vote now- should ORCA’s Spring Break be longer?

“I have a money tree in my office. You can check it out if...”
— Josh, in a Mitch Hedberg...

 Reminds me of life.

“That is SO not what that is!”
— An airheaded college girl, in...

“Yes I did notice. And i think you’re a wimp. A wimp...”
— Me, to Alan about his...

“There are 35 students in Cohort 3, all 34 of which are...”
— Ardi, at the 4/24/08 open...

Well, this time it is Apple Software Update that is...

Question: What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?
Answer: A small medium at large.

I am Gordon Freeman!

Me Cashier...You Customer!

Computer: Monitor, display this document, O.K.?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: O.K., now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. O.K., Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, O.K.?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he’s pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: (Sighs) Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you’re there.
Printer: NO! I’m not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. O.K. look, you really ne…
Mouse: Sir, he’s clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don’t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I’m turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can’t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we’ll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That’s what you always say! I hate you! I’m out of ink!
Computer: You’re not out of in…
Printer: I’M OUT OF INK!
Computer: (Sighs) Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen…
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He’s hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he’ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He’s pressing everything. I don’t know, he’s just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you’ve done?!
Printer: HA! that’s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He’s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He’s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please, please help me!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

“Quantum Physics are relatively easy.”
— A good friend

“My Itunes is on shuffle. It plays what it wants.”
— Observations by Allie

“AAAAAA, GIRLS!!!”
— Me

React OS

Of Favicons and Upset Stomachs

My friend has a Tumblelog, and he just updated his favicon. I don’t know about the rest of...

“Okay, now I’m working and you’re working, so we...”
— Advice by Allie

Nero seems to be slightly confused…

Fast food, German-style

“I’ve found that referring my stupid comments to a...”
— Me- trying to make excuses.

Not From Concentrate- I can see one of my friends doing...

I found this label on the bottom of the wireless keyboard I...

“Didn’t you see me at Uncle Louie’s polka party?”
— Bob the Tomato

I matched both my XP and Firefox themes! Ok, so not that...

“i may or may not have caught my front tire ina nother bike,...”
— AJ- talking about his...

YTMND - 06/04/08 Olympic Torch Raid

I run Wndows XP, which is one of the best OS’s out...

Bad Ditzenbach

“AJ, don’t you want to go down in history as a boy?”
— Caitlin (via aquaticcaps)

Damn!

Zach! says: damn
Zach! says: damn
Zach! says: DAMN
Zach! says: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle says: hi

“I used to oscillate, but now I’ve relaxed…”
— BEAM Pieces — Solar...

Awesome new Google feature!

Hale Bopp

Allie says: hows the weather up there?
Zach! says: snowing
Allie says: NO IT"S NOT!!!!
Allie says: GAH!
Allie says: are you sure? is it hale?
Zach! says: no, it's bop

Convergence Solution

“They’re organizing to defend their right to be emo”
— Daniel Hernandez on the...

RSS Feeds

Ok, so you’ve been viewing my site since the beginning. That’s a long time. You probably...

I like this fire effect.

The best combination ever- Photoshop and rapid oxidation.

Stupid Period!

Allie says: i'm tired
Allie says: .
Allie says: i laid down on the keyboard, and that's all that happened
Allie says: a stupid period

Here’s another picture of the TV in question- after I...

Once again, I have embarked on a hopeless project- namely,...

Planet Physics